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A Great Gatsby Book Report by a Kid Who Only Saw the Movie

By Jordan Asher Major Brogan III, age 16

The Great Gatsby is a very important and famous book which tells its story through many pages, all of which I enjoyed reading very much. It was written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, who lived from 1896 to 1940 and truly wrote many books. Through its use of characters, garbage falling from the sky all the time, and black people constantly playing the trumpet on a fire escape, The Great Gatsby is truly a book by F. Scott Fitzgerald about how you shouldn’t just buy a castle near your ex-girlfriend in the 1920s and then wait for her to fall back in love with you, because eventually you might get murdered by a poor person.

The main guy in the book is Nick Carraway, who seems like he probably has brown hair and blue eyes, not that I would know, as I only read about him in a book and haven’t seen what he looks like. Nick Carraway went to college and then moved to a dirty shack on Long Island, where he tries to make money using finance and mainly just follows his neighbors around staring like a weirdo. He is currently in a mental institution because he used to drink too much because of the ’20s, so he spends his time typing his recollections of Long Island on a magic typewriter that makes his words float up into the air like cheap visual effects in a movie. (Not that I watch movies. I prefer books.)

Nick Carraway has a cousin named Daisy. She’s married to Tom Buchanan, who is a really good actor. I mean character. He has a small mustache, probably. Daisy hates shirts, Tom Buchanan, and having a personality, but everyone seems to think she is a lot of fun to be around anyway. She’s pretty cute, I guess.

Next door to Nick Carraway is a big castle where a mysterious man named Gatsby lives. Gatsby is the most important man in town (and in the book—hence the title!!!), except that none of his friends or acquaintances has ever met or seen him, even though he is literally on the cover of the newspaper every day. Any time someone says “Gatsby,” everyone else is like, “Gatsby? Gatsby? What Gatsby? Where Gatsby? Show me the Gatsby!” but no one knows who he is. Gatsby is so mysterious, in fact, that even the drunk guy who lives in his library has never seen him! Until that stops being a convenient plot point, after which everyone is just like, “Oh, hey Gatsby, could you move, you’re blocking the polo game or whatever.”

So, Gatsby and Daisy used to date, before Gatsby had to go be in World War I and then hide so nobody would find out he was a secret poor. Now that he’s not poor anymore (because of alcohol crime) Gatsby throws a lot of parties hoping that Daisy will come over. The main thing you need to understand about life in the “roaring 1920s” is that it mainly consisted of a bunch of people standing in a fountain while a drunk guy played the pipe organ and servants dumped garbage all over the place and everyone is just screaming and screaming. The 1920s people loved it. As history shows, there were nine main people in New York at that time: Gatsby, Nick Carraway, Daisy, Tom Buchanan, a black guy playing the trumpet on a fire escape, Daisy’s friend, a dirty mechanic, his wife who is amorous, and her sister who is also amorous. After some events, life would never be the same.

Gatsby is obsessed with this green light across the water from his house. The green light represents Daisy, because Gatsby is “green” with envy that Tom Buchanan gets to hang out with her all the time, and also because green is the color of “go” and Gatsby would like to “go” over there.

Eventually Daisy comes over and says she would like to break up with Tom Buchanan and marry Gatsby instead, because of shirts. Everyone has a fight and eventually Gatsby dies, which represents death. The most important metaphor in The Great Gatsby is the shooting stars, which happen in the sky at least twice in every scene. The shooting stars represent the fact that Gatsby is the “star” of the book and somebody “shoots” him at the end. Aren’t we all a little bit like Gatsby in this modern world?

The Merriam-Webster English Dictionary defines “conclusion” as “the last part of something.” In conclusion, this is the last part of my report on The Great Gatsby, which is a very expensive book about confetti. It is truly the best book I have ever read all the way through.

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BACK THEN? I couldn’t get anybody to watch it, for the life of me. I think livejournal was like the only place I could even find anybody to talk about it with!
It just seems like this weird foregone conclusion nowadays that the show was always this thing everybody loved. But it wasn’t. A few of us loved it, hard. But it was a hard show to love if you jumped in mid-way through, because so much of its genius and hilarity came from the way it built on previous episodes, jokes, and throughlines, rewarding those of us who showed up each and every week a thousands times over.
Anyway, yeah, I’m being the TV equivalent of the I Liked that Band Before They Were Famous guy, and I don’t like that guy either, so I’ll stop. But still! (And also, long live Netflix, seriously. They had already changed my life in so many ways, and now they’ve actually managed to resurrect one of my very favorite shows of all time, and in a whole new, intricate and intriguing all-episodes-at-once way that could be a game-changer all over again. I officially forgive you for Quikster, dudes.)

BACK THEN? I couldn’t get anybody to watch it, for the life of me. I think livejournal was like the only place I could even find anybody to talk about it with!

It just seems like this weird foregone conclusion nowadays that the show was always this thing everybody loved. But it wasn’t. A few of us loved it, hard. But it was a hard show to love if you jumped in mid-way through, because so much of its genius and hilarity came from the way it built on previous episodes, jokes, and throughlines, rewarding those of us who showed up each and every week a thousands times over.

Anyway, yeah, I’m being the TV equivalent of the I Liked that Band Before They Were Famous guy, and I don’t like that guy either, so I’ll stop. But still! (And also, long live Netflix, seriously. They had already changed my life in so many ways, and now they’ve actually managed to resurrect one of my very favorite shows of all time, and in a whole new, intricate and intriguing all-episodes-at-once way that could be a game-changer all over again. I officially forgive you for Quikster, dudes.)

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Going through a drawer I found the submissions/applications log I’ve kept off and on over the years. Just in case you think it’s all been roses I’d like to report that Yaddo rejected me (as recently as 2011). McDowell rejected me. Hedgebrook rejected me twice. The Georgia Review rejected me and Ploughshares rejected me and Tin House rejected me, as did about twenty other journals and magazines. Both The Sun and The Missouri Review rejected me before I appeared in their pages. Literary Arts declined to give me a fellowship three times before I won one. I’ve applied for an NEA five times and it’s always been a no. Harper’s magazine never even bothered to reply. I say it all the time but I’ll say it again: keep on writing. Never give up. Rejection is part of a writer’s life. Then, now, always.

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Here is Today

I can look at something like this for hours.

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David Bowie’s “Space Oddity”, recorded by Commander Chris Hadfield on board the International Space Station.

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I think we all have this little theatre on top of our shoulders, where the past and the present and our aspirations and our memories are simply and inevitably mixed. What makes each one of us unique, is the potency of the individual mix.

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Millsin' About: An Important Fact About Your Parents

millsinabout:

Although he’s viewed with much contempt and many of his ideas are now considered at best “interesting metaphors to ponder while thinking about yourself,” Freud continues to inform how many people think of the processes that produce selves and personalities. That is: the form of his ideas —which…

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At a movie theater for the first time in months, watching Gatsby with my mom for our Mother’s Day date.

(the previews and critics made me think I would hate this movie—especially since it’s one if my very favorite books—but I actually liked it quite a bit!)

At a movie theater for the first time in months, watching Gatsby with my mom for our Mother’s Day date.

(the previews and critics made me think I would hate this movie—especially since it’s one if my very favorite books—but I actually liked it quite a bit!)

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brightwalldarkroom:

Our new logo, for BW/DR Magazine, designed by Brianna Ashby.

brightwalldarkroom:

Our new logo, for BW/DR Magazine, designed by Brianna Ashby.

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How To Correspond With A Writer

ecantwell:

Like many other writers on Tumblr and on the Internet in general, my inbox is full of messages like this:

“Hey can you look at my writing when you get a chance?”

“When are you going to respond to my email?”

“I write poems and it would be great if you could look at them when you have time!”

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT.

Read this whole thing. Listen to Elizabeth. Seriously.