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Because I’m the father of a 5 year old and 3 year old, this morning alone I have answered questions about where lightning comes from, why English muffins are called that, if Winnie the Pooh is for real, why women’s boobies get bigger but men’s don’t when they grow up, if humans can live to 200 years old, and if George Melies had a wife in real life or just in the book Hugo. And it’s only 9:45am. I’m basically a human wikipedia.

Daddypedia.

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  1. nayadiction said: And this is why everyone’s Dad is always the smartest / funniest / best / etc.
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