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So Bad They're Good: Osterman Weekend (1983)

CRAIG T. NELSON’S MUSTACHE

by Christopher Cantwell

Craig T. Nelson has a great mustache in this. Did you realize it’s fake? Look closely! Now, when I say fake, I’m not presuming to say that the mustache is entirely fake—that is to say, synthetic hair and a cheap epoxy—this thing…

 Worth reading for many, many reasons, not the least of which is a plethora of brilliant paragraphs like this:

Cue Nelson, Hauer, Foster killing operatives in woods in incredible Peckinpah slow-motion battle. Nelson’s karate attacks = lethal blows + incredible male screams, Foster gets bow and arrow and starts driving bolts into guys’ chests. There’s a dive into swimming pool amidst gunfire that is definitely worth seeing and one wishes scene would go on ∞ ;)